Wow. I don't know how to express the joy and happiness I'm feeling right now. And, if I did, it would ruin the whole sarcastic theme of this website and we can't have that. Stay tuned for pictures and more pictures from this incredible event.

I always wondered how many people actually read this blog. I'd imagine whoever does might be a little disappointed, since there hasn't really been any of the hyped-up drama we were promising six months ago. All you get is boring shots of fish, shrimp, and plants. I just spent a day working on programs and name tags, without much injury. Looks like this event is gonna happen.

Shrimp! We're running out of time. Those of you waiting for us to lose it will be rewarded for your patience. In the meantime, here's some shrimp we had for dinner the other day. MMmmm. Shrimp.

Thanks very much to everyone who sent in the thoughtful and detailed advice regarding the curious incident of the brown plants. It all makes sense to us now!

What can I say: As per the stipulations of the Bachelor Party Code of Silence: None of you will ever know what really happened at the Jug Shop.

I am certainly no podiatrist but I think that these shoes should be mandatory for the bridesmaids to help relieve stress on the big day.

Ok folks, we're really down to the wire. 23 days, 6 hours, 31 minutes and 44 seconds until Judgement Day. Some of you are feeling that slight twinge of panic right now. Admit it. To help ensure everyone's on schedule, here is your 3-week countdown checklist.

We didn't hire a professional photographer for the Ottawa banquet, and it shows! Come check out a bunch of pictures of people you don't know hamming it up with us at the Yangtze restaurant in beautiful Ottawa Chinatown. The whole gallery can be viewed here.

On the way to our wedding reception/banquet/excuse to show off in Ottawa, we stopped by the "Experimental Farm" for some pictures with flowers. The Half-cow/human hybrid had gone home for the day, so we couldn't get any pictures with it/him.

Here's gardening done right - in Canada. Ottawa's received a record amount of rain this summer and the lush vegetation is the happy side-effect. No brown plants here!