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These pages originally were supposed to chronicle in excruciating detail how our procrastination would lead to complete and utter disaster on our wedding day. Now, in the wake our of glorious and mostly uneventful union, these pages live on to chronicle our continuing procrastinatory adventures.

23 Days Remain: Guest Checklist


Ok folks, we're really down to the wire. 23 days, 6 hours, 31 minutes and 44 seconds until Judgement Day. Some of you are feeling that slight twinge of panic right now. Admit it. To help ensure everyone's on schedule, here is your 3-week countdown checklist.
  • Accommodations: I sure hope you got this figured out. Sorry, our couch is full.
  • New Suit (guys): It might have been awhile since you last attending a wedding which wasn't held in a barn. Empty out that piggy bank and go get yourself some nice threads.
  • Dress (girls): For almost everyone: We haven't attended the same wedding as you recently, which means YES, you can absolutely wear the same dress you've already worn 8 times this year. And we wouldn't even remember/care if we DID see you wear it before, either. I guess this applies to guys too, so go ahead and recycle.
  • Wedding Gift: We have everything we need. There is no registry. Read between the lines. (This doesn't mean show up empty handed, cheap-ass.)

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  1. Rachel W on August 6, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    Does it count as showing up empty handed/being a cheap-ass if we already sent your toaster in the mail??

     
  2. Deb on August 6, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    Rachel is asking cuz she is a little worried ....her father is related to your father....

     
  3. Unknown on August 7, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    How about food stamps as a gift?

     
  4. Unknown on August 8, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    I'm impressed. The Elders are able to translate your blog commentary and are fixated with the term "cheap ass". Not to worry though ... I translated for them and told them that you're just joking and that it's perfectly fine to give nothing since you have everything ... :-p

     
  5. Anonymous on August 9, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Food stamps...hmmm one has to eat to live - there are very practical

     
  6. Jen & Brent on August 11, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Hey - isn't it really all about the thought that counts?! :) But we support the food stamps movement...

     
  7. k on August 17, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    How about a little piggy for a wedding gift? The responsibility will prep you for your own children.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M25Rt1GAB_0

     
  8. Anonymous on August 18, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    I agree with K. Food Stamps it is!!!

     


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