Ok folks, we're really down to the wire. 23 days, 6 hours, 31 minutes and 44 seconds until Judgement Day. Some of you are feeling that slight twinge of panic right now. Admit it. To help ensure everyone's on schedule, here is your 3-week countdown checklist.
- Accommodations: I sure hope you got this figured out. Sorry, our couch is full.
- New Suit (guys): It might have been awhile since you last attending a wedding which wasn't held in a barn. Empty out that piggy bank and go get yourself some nice threads.
- Dress (girls): For almost everyone: We haven't attended the same wedding as you recently, which means YES, you can absolutely wear the same dress you've already worn 8 times this year. And we wouldn't even remember/care if we DID see you wear it before, either. I guess this applies to guys too, so go ahead and recycle.
- Wedding Gift: We have everything we need. There is no registry. Read between the lines. (This doesn't mean show up empty handed, cheap-ass.)
Does it count as showing up empty handed/being a cheap-ass if we already sent your toaster in the mail??
Rachel is asking cuz she is a little worried ....her father is related to your father....
How about food stamps as a gift?
I'm impressed. The Elders are able to translate your blog commentary and are fixated with the term "cheap ass". Not to worry though ... I translated for them and told them that you're just joking and that it's perfectly fine to give nothing since you have everything ... :-p
Food stamps...hmmm one has to eat to live - there are very practical
Hey - isn't it really all about the thought that counts?! :) But we support the food stamps movement...
How about a little piggy for a wedding gift? The responsibility will prep you for your own children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M25Rt1GAB_0
I agree with K. Food Stamps it is!!!